The Blind Man Society

I am, Dr. Wu.

Today, I’m thinking about the idea of fantasy camps! Particularly, something I read on Facebook about paying 2000 dollars to live like the character Kramer for a week. George: “Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down $2,000 to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. *That’s* a fantasy camp.” After reading this, I think I’D like to be Kramer for a week?

Further, its kind of making me consider what the JW fantasy camp would entail? Wake up at 4am, power chat until sunrise, go the coffee shop surrounded by beautiful intelligent people to write, walk 6-12 miles a day and job hunt in between snafus and landmines aplenty. Any takers? I’ll go 950…

So people have asked WHY I call myself Dr. Wu. And, just WHO the Adjustments are. This was actually the name of a pub quiz team that I was on and we were, in our prime, a force to be reckoned with. We won every time, drank for free every time, and were highly competitive with each other. We shared a mutually crazy idea – that drinking didn’t really kill off brain cells. It simply was pruning the weak ones…and, the more we drank, the more POWERFUL we became. Does anybody else out there, share this crazy notion? So crazy in fact, that it just could be true…

Truth be told, Dr. Wu was one of our Pub Quiz teams doctors, a chiropractor in fact, who my friend had on speed dial on his phone because he messed himself up so badly and frequently. Did the readers need to know this? NO. But, it is important sometimes in my opinion, much like history, to know where you have been so that you can know where you are going…. YES.

This is all I wanted to share today in the hopes that it would bring a smile or two out there in the world. I hope all of you are having a phenomenal day out there, and staying warm – it is freezing here, and after a three mile walk to the shop, my frozen fingers are finally thawing out. Thank you so much for reading, and as always, please feel free to leave a comment in the box below. Thank you again for reading!